Do an internet search on Clarissa Cross, and you find that she was 2nd runner up in Miss Nude Canada 1995.


Great. Thanks Shane.

Swearing off the boys is awful hard when ridiculously adorable boy follows you around all day long. I wish I stopped listening to my brain so much and followed my heart once in a while. Yikes. And the studying I'm NOT doing is just totally piling up constantly. Geog's starting to freak me out. Taking 3 content subs probably isn't the best idea a pro procrastinater should ever have. Is it me or is my language totally slipping.



Bash was today, I'd totally have gone if Bitch and Heidi wanted to too. Full of SR spirit Sasa is.





I wish a certain someone would start getting the fucking hint. Bugger off already you freak.





I really hate being this mean but he totally deserves it. I don't want ANYTHING to do with you.





Oh well. Cell functions. demand and supply and plate tectonics awaits. How am I ever ever gonna catch up at this rate?




Pull me out from inside.
I am ready I am ready I am ready I am fine.

Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a blowtorch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
I promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now,
I'm in too deep; there's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile?
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded?
Life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just a-drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughing at the rain
A little out of touch, a little insane
It's just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train, never coming back
Runaway train, tearing up the track
Runaway train, burning in my veins
I run away but it always seems the same

Runaway train - Soul Asylum

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A : Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"




Haha my dad's damn cute, sending me silly e-mails like this to get my mind off being red the whole day. I hate allergic reactions. Sigh.

Its a wonder why some people keep blogs at all. I think blogs are supposed to be like your thoughts, quirky or otherwise interesting moments that happen. And yet there are so many blogs that like chart what the writer does everyday. Like today I woke up at ten, brushed my teeth, didn't feel like showering so I just went to school. After school I came home and had a cookie. After the cookie, I played a computer game; you know the kind miserable hopeless boys like me spend all my time playing. I had a million hours of tuition after, and then I talked to a bunch of people online and got inspired to blog about my very very boring life.

Like who reads that? Seriously. I doubt if I start blogging like that my statcounter thing will jump as much as it does now. Yeah right. And I'm so totally considering the password thing taking into account all the recent violations of my privacy. Somehow Clarissa just attracts all the freaks. Which also totally explains my current collection of friends. The amount of sense I make is astounding, no?

School school! Lectures lectures!

DELLY BELLY. says:
SASA!

DELLY BELLY. says:
I have OVERWHELMING evidence that michael and sara end up together.

DELLY BELLY. says:
SASAAAAAAA. where are youuuuu.

DELLY BELLY. says:
I need to tell you this NOW.

clarissa. says:
haha alright let's hear it.

clarissa. says:
you know i'm the conspirant among us right.

clarissa. says:
let's hear it anyway. go.

DELLY BELLY. says:
okok you know how his surname's Scofield.

DELLY BELLY. says:
as in starts with s.

DELLY BELLY. says:
its a sign cause sara starts with S too!

DELLY BELLY. says:
so when she marries him she becomes sara scofield.

DELLY BELLY. says:
coincidence? I think not.

DELLY BELLY. says:
how many people do you meet with onamatopeic names.

DELLY BELLY. says:
its onamatopeic right.

DELLY BELLY. says:
SASA WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUUU.

DELLY BELLY. says:
quick quick I neeeeed you to admit I'm awful smart.

DELLY BELLY. says:
I mean how many people pick up on onamatopeic names.

DELLY BELLY. says:
I've never even met a person with an onamatopeic name.

DELLY BELLY. says:
I like onamatopeic.

clarissa. says:
awful maybe.

clarissa. says:
clarissa cross.

DELLY BELLY. says:
vindictive bitch.

I'm worried for what's left of my sanity.

It doesn't hurt me.
You want to feel, how it feels?
You want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You want to hear about the deal I'm making.
You, you and me.

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could;

You don't want to hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware that I'm tearing you asunder.
There's a thunder in our hearts, baby.

So much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?
You, you and me.
You and me; won't be unhappy.

Placebo - Running up that hill.

MALE AND FEMALE PRAYERS






FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.








MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.



HAHAHA.

I've never felt as broke as I do now.




Rich friends and not so generous parents make for an absolutely awful combination.

How am I a bad influence. Everyone's just been annoying me so much. Shane's mum gave me this whole long lecture yesterday about how because of me her son doesn't have a girlfriend. If only she knew what her son gets up to when she's off on all those holidays. Or at NTUC for that matter. Haha. Just cause Shane spends ages with me doesn't mean he doesn't spend ages with a girl that could potentially be his next girlfriend/conquest. Eeeek. I hate all mothers. And the maid's been blaming all her behaviour on how if Clarissa can do it I can too. Erm what. Since when did you become family. Ahhhh I hate everything and everyone now.

And a certain someone's blog made me positively green this early in the morning. Its so disgusting the extent of obsession. Shane's all too happy to go whack him up for me, but I think its about time I started dealing with my problems on my own instead of running to Shane/Adri/Glenn/Joshua/whoever else offers to get rid of the guy for me. Adri especially, with all his big time connections. Hahaha.

Anyway, RYAN STAR'S COMING TO SINGAPORE. And I absolutely can't go cause its by invite only and you've to be 18 to take part in the stupid contest anyway. I'm consoling myself with what Jenn said, He's gonna be on the same soil as us. Hahaha. Fanaticism doesn't suit me well.

PW PW. Gotta find the damn PI.

All this Indian drama going on in my house. Aiyohhh. Everyone better start treasuring the not so wonderful moments spent with me, I might not be around for much longer. Maid might kill me in a whole plethora of ways.


Totally random, but I want DX wristbands! Christmas anyone?


Nikita's official birthday party's later on. Ahhhhh. Cutest baby in the world, along with all my other nieces and nephews and cousins and all the million other babies in the family.


And that about rounds up everything on my mind. Pocahontas? =)

Channel 5 is just totally annoying me. Its one thing ruining national tv with all their godawful local shows, but when they start messing around with Prison Break it starts to get really infuriating. Someone please tell me wth is wrong with Mediacorp. Seriously, its so insulting to the show to play trailers set to songs so.. condescending to the show. They keep playing the trailer on tvmobile every damn time I get on the bus, about Michael and Sara, set to The Frays's How to Save a Life. I mean come on. I know Prison Break's hit mainstream, but do you really have to compromise on the show's already dubious credibility with fucked up music to go along? I mean sure its a pretty good song. Like on its own. Amazingly totally off when you put it together with Prison Break. Ahh. And what is with the cheena voiceover man. Its so so so disgusting I can't take it. Its not like they haven't done enough to destroy the show, what with playing it faster and deleting scenes and all. I'm pretty sure it infringes some sort of law, when you're deleting scenes that can't even be defended as containing offensive material or whatever. Its just so they can squeeze another 93848374384 cheena commercials into the never ending advertisement breaks. Speaking of which, what is up with the cheena commercials ah. Since when did the English channel start having Chinese commercials ah. What Channel 8 not enough now? Am I the only person who gets annoyed when they play Chinese shows on tvmobile? I mean I know we're majority Chinese, but our national language is still Malay and our medium of communication is still English. Is this any way to encourage people to speak better English?


Now that I'm all diatribe-ed out, I'll go memorise some Peribahasa.







Please don't no one arrest me tommorow.